Farmer 'breaks' penis

[docwebster]

A newly married Romanian farmer fractured his penis after ogling his young wife while carrying a heavy sack of grain.

Farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, from Galati, had been moving the grain sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch his 25-year-old wife Loredana hang up the washing.

He got himself over excited and dropped the sack on his erect penis, snapping vital tendons and ligaments.

Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa said: "It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a lot of pain.

"We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ again, at least for sexual purposes."

(Snagged from here.)

Comments

[openheartsoftly.livejournal.com]

That's funny.

Thanks for the smile.

Have the best

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

nope... nope... not that one either... okay, I give up - where did you get the definition from?

[digitalbits.livejournal.com]

Now that was funny...but yeah, that poor guys story is well just fucked up!

[openheartsoftly.livejournal.com]

My apologies.

I read the story in a sort of Three Stooges manner. Seeing it as a kind of slapstick routine more then a factual misfortune.

Of course, seeing it from a factual aspect - my heart goes out to him and his young wife. Their pain should not be my comedy. Truly, my bad.

I appreciate that you took the time to ask where I was coming from rather then just pound down on me for having a different view then your own. Thanks for that.

Have the best

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

point conceded. sorry.

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

poor fucker

[katharinakatt.livejournal.com]

Actually I only learned a penis can actually be 'broken' recently. Which is why my hubby says certain sex positions are OUT. hehe

[matchgirl42.livejournal.com]

*WINCE*

[ladyotterfae.livejournal.com]

oh gods, the memories... "Broken dick in ER!"

[femakita.livejournal.com]

They break?!?