docwebster ([personal profile] docwebster) wrote2005-10-01 08:01 pm

Farmer 'breaks' penis

A newly married Romanian farmer fractured his penis after ogling his young wife while carrying a heavy sack of grain.

Farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, from Galati, had been moving the grain sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch his 25-year-old wife Loredana hang up the washing.

He got himself over excited and dropped the sack on his erect penis, snapping vital tendons and ligaments.

Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa said: "It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a lot of pain.

"We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ again, at least for sexual purposes."

(Snagged from here.)

[identity profile] openheartsoftly.livejournal.com 2005-10-01 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
That's funny.

Thanks for the smile.

Have the best

[identity profile] hitchhiker.livejournal.com 2005-10-02 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
nope... nope... not that one either... okay, I give up - where did you get the definition from?

[identity profile] digitalbits.livejournal.com 2005-10-02 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
Now that was funny...but yeah, that poor guys story is well just fucked up!

[identity profile] openheartsoftly.livejournal.com 2005-10-02 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
My apologies.

I read the story in a sort of Three Stooges manner. Seeing it as a kind of slapstick routine more then a factual misfortune.

Of course, seeing it from a factual aspect - my heart goes out to him and his young wife. Their pain should not be my comedy. Truly, my bad.

I appreciate that you took the time to ask where I was coming from rather then just pound down on me for having a different view then your own. Thanks for that.

Have the best

[identity profile] hitchhiker.livejournal.com 2005-10-03 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
point conceded. sorry.

[identity profile] hitchhiker.livejournal.com 2005-10-02 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
poor fucker

[identity profile] katharinakatt.livejournal.com 2005-10-02 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Actually I only learned a penis can actually be 'broken' recently. Which is why my hubby says certain sex positions are OUT. hehe

[identity profile] matchgirl42.livejournal.com 2005-10-02 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
*WINCE*

[identity profile] ladyotterfae.livejournal.com 2005-10-03 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
oh gods, the memories... "Broken dick in ER!"

[identity profile] femakita.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
They break?!?