This made me spew orange juice all over the monitor.

[docwebster]

Read the first sentence of the story very carefully and do so soon before somebody on the Reuters end wises up and edits it.

Comments

[wylddelirium.livejournal.com]

That just sounds uncomfortable.

You should screen cap that (I would, but I don't know how) before they fix it.

[necrotica.livejournal.com]

I just did, heh.