This made me spew orange juice all over the monitor.

[docwebster]

Read the first sentence of the story very carefully and do so soon before somebody on the Reuters end wises up and edits it.

Comments

Where's the beef?

[seawasp]

Between Wendy's Buns.

Re: Where's the beef?

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

*hackhackcoughspewmoreorangejuice*

Okay, you win.