Doc Webster's Flying Fickle Finger Of Fate for the week ending February 4th

[docwebster]

Yes, friends, I have revived the famed Laugh In "Flying Fickle Finger Of Fate" award and I know you're all just dying of curiosity to hear who's won, so I'll just have my assistant Thing hand *ahem* me the award announcement. Thanks, Thing, and take a manicure out of petty cash.

Anyway, this week's Flying Fickle Finger Of Fate award goes to the so-called "Gang Of 14". Yes, friends and neighbors, these miserable sacks of living smegma stopped any chance of a filibuster on Alito. Thanks to you pieces of crap, we're now faced with yet another Supreme Court Justice who is on the bench to basically serve as a lapdog for the far right. I hope you two bit bastards enjoy watching a woman's right to choose thrown out the window with that bothersome piece of paper the Preznit wipes his ass with on a daily basis, the Constitution.

So here's to you, Gang Of 14 - may you all get sodomized by a gang of rampaging wildebeests. I sure can't think of a more deserving group of people to give the Finger this week.

Comments

[idiomagic.livejournal.com]

I don't think wildebeests would stoop so low. I favour the musk ox for that sort of thing...

[xxforsakenlovex.livejournal.com]

may you all get sodomized by a gang of rampaging wildebeests


ROFL

That's the funniest shit, i've heard all day. Poor wilderbeests. They go moo, then their dicks fall off. Nerf-herders!

[djenk.livejournal.com]

Sorry, don't agree. A filibuster would have, at best, forced Bush to trot out another judicial nominee just as eager to serve as a lapdog for the far-right. I'm fairly sure the list of those is long enough to keep the Senate in confirmation hearings forever. Besides, I simply fail to see Alito's ascension to the bench as the End Of The Constitution and The World As We Know It.

On a related tangent....

[djenk.livejournal.com]

I was compelled to listen to the whining of Bill O Reilly last Friday Night(I was doing inventory on an Air Force base, and they had the TV at the base Burger King tuned to Fox). It was stunning to hear him act like, with a congressional majority and the certain knowledge of Alito's confirmation, that the republic was at risk because those pesk Dems wouldn't play nice and kiss Alito's a**. My previous comment notwithstanding, it stuns me to know that there people like Bill are so freaking insecure that anything less than total and enthusiastic agreement equals things like "treason" :P

Re: On a related tangent....

[bfly.livejournal.com]

May Bill O. and his ilk please please please get a narsty surprise at the mid-term elections...

[drmonster.livejournal.com]

"Flying Fickle Finger of Fate"!!! Wow!!! I love "Laugh In!"!!!!!