*collapses in fit of hysterical giggles*

[docwebster]

In case anyone ever had any doubts whatsoever about how foggy I am in the morning, I offer the following:

I'm sitting here, a few minutes agone, doing my morning rounds of Livejournal, email and online comics. I reach for my mug of green tea, and notice it tastes funny. I think to myself, that's the weakest tea I ever tasted.

Note to self: tea generally works better when you put the fucking bag in.

(Sits back and awaits the inevitable spirited reactions)

Comments

[sinders.livejournal.com]

*Hands you a tea bag and tries not to laugh*

[draconian-dream.livejournal.com]

"Note to self: tea generally works better when you put the fucking bag in."
best quote EVER.

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Why, thank you, my dear. *grin*

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

Been there, done that. Just don't confuse the hand soap for toothpaste (yes, I've had a few near misses).

[eleri.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[bunyip.livejournal.com]

Well, it could have been worse ...

It could have been you went to get a glass of water and got Miller Lite instead. ;-)

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Gahh... I'd sooner drink Drayno.

[bunyip.livejournal.com]

*hands you the Drayno*

[bunyip.livejournal.com]

and besides, I've seen you in the mornings a couple of times, and this is spot on

[ex-renegadea503.livejournal.com]

Don't feel bad. I was groggy one morning, and instead of grabbing the bottle of hairpsray, I picked up a bottle of sprat deoderant. :/ So don't worry about that!

[dirtynumbangel.livejournal.com]

Well done!

i've done similar... whups, that's Polysporin, not toothpaste. Oops, used random's toothbrush (okay, it wasn't morning.. but i was slightly toasted and very tired). Oops, that's lube, not hair gel. Oops, english muffins should be toasted. Oops, don't try to flip cooking bacon in the frying pan.

i'm smrt.

[oceansedge.livejournal.com]

frostbyt3 doesn't feel so lonely anymore

(*giggles*)

[femakita.livejournal.com]

Instant tea. Just add tea!

[beki.livejournal.com]

Does this mean its not "Drink your tea Clay" it's now "Make your tea Clay"??? :)


Smoochies :)

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

I wondered how long it would take a survivor of that Seattle C-con to chime in. *cackle*

[beki.livejournal.com]

Somebody had to do it, might as well have been me ;)

Smoochies docums ;)

You all need to come visit again cause I need to see you and Mike dance to tongue tied again ;)

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

*falls off her chair laughing*