docwebster ([personal profile] docwebster) wrote2003-12-06 09:11 pm

Oh, sweet mother of mercy..

I foolishly tuned into Food Network to see their airing of one of the episodes of the exactly two episode run of Iron Chef USA.

I will now go outside and pound my skull into tapioca with very large bricks. guh..

[identity profile] bunyip.livejournal.com 2003-12-06 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
How would we tell the difference between your intellect and your skull after you bash it in?

[identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com 2003-12-06 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Good point. I obviously need more Guinness.

[identity profile] bunyip.livejournal.com 2003-12-06 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Too much blood in your alcohol system?

[identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com 2003-12-06 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Something like that.

[identity profile] pagawne.livejournal.com 2003-12-06 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I had sorta intended to watch that as well, but Bill wanted to watch a movie with real content. I read my book instead, and it sounds like I got a better deal than you did. :}

[identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com 2003-12-06 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Sweetie, I felt like clawing my eyes out.

[identity profile] malakhai.livejournal.com 2003-12-06 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Chairman Kaga could kick Shatner's ass while eating a yellow bell pepper.

[identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com 2003-12-06 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my God, you have no idea how horrid that was.

[identity profile] malakhai.livejournal.com 2003-12-06 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Honestly, I never watched the Shatner episodes. I probably should avoid them, I think.......

[identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com 2003-12-06 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry. They only did two and gave up.

[identity profile] gina-i-am.livejournal.com 2003-12-07 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
fried brains for breakfast? mm I'm hungry, hurry up.