Just to clear things up.

[docwebster]

I hear people bleating about Kerry being "indecisive", so they'll vote for Bush even though they don't like him even a little.

Let me see if I can put this in perspective for you.. I'd vote for John Kerry right now if he sodomized Mother Theresa while strangling orphans with one hand and clubbing seals with the other, all the while repeatedly kicking me in the scrotum and forcing me to listen to "The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy in one ear and Phyllis Diller covering "Satisfaction" in the other ear, on endless loop.

Comments

[estaratshirai.livejournal.com]

Good post. Good icon. Good job.

"I wanna decide who lives and who dies."

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Whee!

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Knock yourself out!

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

"Well, Htom, why don't you Hlick me?"

[darkknightradic.livejournal.com]

"The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy

I'm actually downloading this via a P2P network. Funny stuff!

[weekendwench.livejournal.com]

tell us how you really feel

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

That userpic could persuade a fella to tell a lot!

::blushes::

[weekendwench.livejournal.com]

Why thank you, sir. I have many many more if you would like to view them...simply ask.

Re: ::blushes::

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

I would love to be so honored, dear lady. *bows low*

Huh.

[demorsos.livejournal.com]

What a day...I think you might have given new life to our shotty opinion polls. Crickey! I think I will qute this, if the muse descend...

[elvish-whore.livejournal.com]

Okay. I have to ask: Leonard Nimoy as in 'Mr. Spock'? 'Cause, if so, that's just... wrong.

'Satisfaction' is just as bad.

Re: ::blushes::

[weekendwench.livejournal.com]

I have sent some small few to your email address. Hope you like!
P.S. I have added you as a friend...hope that is not too bold?

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Sadly, yes.

Re: ::blushes::

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Not a bit.

[elvish-whore.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear god. I just listened to it. Your right. Kerry could commit mass homicide, and I would still vote for him if this crap was playing in my ear...

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

I just swiped the Kurty Loaf thingy from your info. I simply had to. That's just too priceless!

[margaret-yakoda.livejournal.com]

So.. Ummm... You're NOT voting for Bush, is that right?

[elvish-whore.livejournal.com]

Ain't it cool? Do you mind if I friend you- 'cause, really, not many people like Kurty Loaf, and any others that do just have to be awesome. And I really must thank you for directing me in the, er, direction of Nimoy's Travesty.

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Be my guest! All hail the Kurty Loaf!

[pt_tangles]

LOL - That's great! I'm going to have to remember that one.

[sharrainchains.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you! Even though I will now have the memory of That Hobbit Horror in my mind the rest of the day, the laughter makes it worth while. You have such a wonderful grasp of the current political scene!

[morlith.livejournal.com]

Hey, Doc. Dig the quote. =)

From your journal I can guess that you're a Democrat, but I want to double check and make sure that's true.

Also, do you think that any of the smaller parties are going to affect this election in a large way or not? (Like the Libertarians or the Greens, for example).

[plymouth.livejournal.com]

ooooooh, *claps hands delightedly*. indeed!

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

rawk

[jesterstear.livejournal.com]

Don't forget getting caught fisting kittens on the Senate lawn. That could be the deal breaker.