I believe the phrase "Nucking futs" applies, here.

Ted Jesus Christ God!

Ahem.

Bill O'Reilly is a miserable low-life egg-sucking pondscum fool who needs to be beaten with very large whips in a non-fun way.

Discuss.

(What brought this on, you may ask? Why, Brutha Bill apparently said today that we can't have gays marrying because then bisexuals will want to marry! I'm looking for a transcript just to make sure, but hey.)

What a fucking fool.