Screw it.

I'M running for President!

Okay, I realize I don't have a chance in downtown Cleveland of actually getting on ballots - much less winning - but count me in!

(Pat Robertson enters the Oval Office)

"Mr. President, ah gather that yew are a lover of them damn ho-mo-sex-you-wulls."

"I gather you're a colossal jackass with all the wit, charm and self posession of a used condom. Plus, God thinks you're about as bright as Pickett's Charge. Boys, take this man away and have him buggered to death with his own left arm."

Ah, the possibilities.

HUH?

An Americas.org Q & A on Haiti, includes Defense Secretary Rumsfeld's clarification of the U.S. position: "We have no plans to do anything. By that, I don't mean we have no plans. Obviously, we have plans to do everything in the world that we can think of. But we -- there's no intention at the present time, or no reason to believe, that any of the thinking that goes into these things year in and year out would have to be utilized."

Everybody got that? *blink*

Another entry in the testicle head hall of fame

Orson Scott Card serious needs to investigate surgery for that recto-cranial inversion.

What a hate-filled piece of drivel.

(thanks to yendi for the link)

Remember - maybe not this time, but very definitely Doc for President in 2008!

If you think I'm kidding, I'm so not. I am absolutely, deadly serious about this.

Me Cabinet

This is what I've got lined up, so far:

President - Me
Vice-President - Niles The Geep
Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms - gridlore
Da Fence - wcg
FCC - Lowell Larson of The Freak Show
Attorney General - Ranada Vinyard
Secretary Of The Interior - eleri
Poet Laureate and Press Secretary - sailorjim
Department Of Transportation - kshandra

ARGH..

Can somebody who can read Kanji (Japanese alphabet) tell me what the heck the kid on this screen is "saying"? It appears to be vital to progressing beyond the stage I'm on in the game:

( There goes Tokyo.. )